Relieving nematic geometric frustration in the plane

Frustration in nematic-ordered media (endowed with a director field) is treated in a purely geometric fashion in a flat, two-dimensional space. We recall the definition of quasi-uniform distortions and envision these as viable ways to relieve director fields prescribed on either a straight line or the unit circle. We prove that using a planar spiral is the only way to fill the whole plane with a quasi-uniform distortion. Apart from that, all relieving quasi-uniform distortions can at most be defined in a half-plane; however, in a generic sense, they are all asymptotically spirals.