PRIM-cipal components analysis

Supervised No Free Lunch Theorems (NFLTs) are well studied, yet unsupervised NFLTs remain underexplored. For elliptical distributions, we prove that there exist two equally optimal, scientifically meaningful bump-hunting strategies that are exact opposites, with no universal winner. Specifically, peeling $k$ orthogonal dimensions from $\mathbb{R}^d$ ($d \ge k$), retaining an inter-quantile region of probability $1-\alpha$ per peeled dimension, maximizes total variance and Frobenius norm when the $k$ smallest principal components (called pettiest components) are selected, and minimizes them when the selected dimensions are the $k$ leading principal components. These optima inspire PRIM-based bump-hunting algorithms either by minimizing variance or by minimizing volume, thereby motivating an NFLT. We test our results on the Fashion-MNIST database, showing that peeling the largest principal components captures multiplicity, while peeling the smallest principal components isolates popular styles.