Unidexterously Constrained Worldsheet Superfields

Super-constrained superfields have provided for most of the best-known and oft-used representations of supersymmetry. The abelian nature of the Lorentz symmetry on the worldsheet turns out to continue permitting the discovery of new representations, long after the discovery of twisted chiral superfields. Just as the latter were effectively used in Lagrangian studies of mirror symmetry, it would seem hopeful that the new representations discussed herein may find their own niche too.