In this paper, we bring the techniques of the Laplacian paradigm to the congested clique, while further restricting ourselves to deterministic algorithms. In particular, we show how to solve a Laplacian system up to precision ϵ in no(1)log(1/ϵ) rounds. We show how to leverage this result within existing interior point methods for solving flow problems. We obtain an m3/7+o(1)U1/7 round algorithm for maximum flow on a weighted directed graph with maximum weight U, and we obtain an O~(m3/7(n0.158+no(1)polylogW)) round algorithm for unit capacity minimum cost flow on a directed graph with maximum cost W. Hereto, we give a novel routine for computing Eulerian orientations in O(lognlog∗n) rounds, which we believe may be of separate interest.