Each signature λ(n)=(λ1(n),…,λn(n)), where λ1(n)≥⋯≥λn(n) are integers, gives an irreducible representation πλ(n):U(n)→GL(Vλ(n)) of the unitary group U(n). Suppose X is a finite-area cusped hyperbolic surface, χ is a random surface representation in Hom(π1(X),U(n)) equipped with a Haar unitary probability measure, and (λ(n))n=1∞ is a sequence of signatures. Let ∣λ(n)∣:=∑i∣λi(n)∣. We show that there is an absolute constant c>0 such that if 0=∣λ(n)∣≤cloglognlogn for sufficiently large n, then the Laplacians Δχ,λ(n) acting on sections of the flat unitary bundles associated to the surface representations π1(X)χU(n)πλ(n)GL(Vλ(n)) have the property that for every ε>0P[χ:infSpec(Δχ,λ(n))≥41−ε]n→∞1, where Spec(Δχ,λ(n)) is the spectrum of Δχ,λ(n). A special case of this is that flat unitary bundles associated to χ:π1(X)→U(n) asymptotically almost surely as n→∞ have least eigenvalue at least 41−ε, irrespective of the spectral gap of X itself. This is proved using the Hide--Magee method. Using the spectral theorem above and proving a probabilistic prime geodesic theorem, we also obtain a probabilistic equidistribution theorem for the images under χ of geodesics of lengths dependent on the rank n.