Definitive Proof of the Classical Multiverse!
Abstract
Recent astonishing experiments with quantum computers have demonstrated unambiguously the existence of a quantum multiverse, where calculations of mind-boggling complexity are effortlessly computed in just a few minutes. Here, we investigate whether a similar computation on a digital computer can demonstrate the existence of a classical multiverse. To this end we describe a classical algorithm for efficiently sampling from a -dimensional discrete probability distribution representing digits of possible values with strong statistical dependence. Although the full distribution for large quickly becomes intractable, probabilities for given samples can be computed quite efficiently. This allows us to compute exact empirical linear cross-entropy benchmark (XEB) values. Results on a low-end laptop for show excellent agreement with the true XEB for and large positive values of the exact empirical XEB for computed over one million samples. We conclude that classical, as well as quantum, computation occurs in many parallel universes.
Cite
@article{arxiv.2503.22768,
title = {Definitive Proof of the Classical Multiverse!},
author = {Brian R. La Cour and Noah A. Davis},
journal= {arXiv preprint arXiv:2503.22768},
year = {2025}
}
Comments
7 pages, 3 figures, satirical