Algorithmic education theory examines, among other things, the trade-off between reviewing old material and studying new material: time spent learning the new comes at the expense of reviewing and solidifying one's understanding of the old. This trade-off is captured in the `Slow Flashcard System' (SFS) -- a system that has been studied not only for its applications in educational software but also for its critical properties; it is a simple discrete deterministic system capable of remarkable complexity, with standing conjectures regarding its longterm behavior. Here we introduce a probabilistic model of SFS and further derive a continuous time, continuous space PDE model. These two models of SFS shed light on the longterm behavior of SFS and open new avenues of research.