A Tip of the TOE
General Physics
2007-05-23 v1
Abstract
Using standard methods from string theory, this paper presents a comprehensive survey about the most important aspects of the theory of sand. Special interest is put on the examination of the sand-wind duality and the interaction of ordinary (non-supersymmetric) sand with the heat field of the earth, as solution of the field inequalities of a stone. This will lead us, in a natural way, to completely new insights into the theory of sandstorms.
Cite
@article{arxiv.physics/0309055,
title = {A Tip of the TOE},
author = {Mario Paschke and Volkmar Putz},
journal= {arXiv preprint arXiv:physics/0309055},
year = {2007}
}
Comments
parody on poorly written papers in theoretical physics; 9 pages, 6 figures